While a bunch of folks complain about judicial activists...just ask idiotarian Pat Robertson, there are some judges who are guilty of judicial awesomism, the first recipient of this prestigious ranking is a judge who put a punk teen in his place:

A judge has ordered a teenager who blasted his pickup truck stereo to remove all non-factory installed sound equipment for violating a noise ordinance.

Calvin Bennett Jr., 18, got the loud-music ticket in 2004 but missed his initial court appearance. Last Monday, he was arrested for contempt of court and spent the night in jail. He appeared Tuesday before district Judge Thomas Yeager on the loud-music citation.

The teen pleaded guilty, got a 90-day sentence suspended and was given probation. As a condition of probation, he had to turn in his drivers license for 30 days and remove his stereo equipment.

Sweet, now if we can just get a judge to ban the trucker cap and force Barry Bonds to wear a fish on his head while out in public we'll be set.